Auto Biography: Things You Didn’t Know About Me & Didn’t Want to Know

Posted: June 17, 2010 in Uncategorized

A resurrected writing, I came across—-

Things You Didn’t Know About Me & Didn’t Want To Know— That will be the title of my autobiography.
We’ll start at the beginning….Chapter 1: When I Was Little
1. When I was little….I used to try to leave the house in my nightgown b/c it was so beautiful surely people would think it was a dress.
2. I changed Hide & Seek to James Bond and when you found the person they were automatically killed.
3. I used to make my brother run around the backyard pretending to be my prized horse Black Beauty.
4. When my Mom and I would go to the store if we bought a bag of beans or rice I would carry it around like it was my baby.
5. I was to shy to say UNO so I would always lose.
That’s as far as I got

  1. Amy says:

    Awesome. Isn’t that how everyone plays hide-and-seek? With the killing?

  2. Gorillamonk says:

    Somewhere along the line, you’ve gone from being a cute, gullible child to…whatever is at the end of this auto biography. Man, there’d better be some brain fucking in chapter two!

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